I am Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng is me.
Right now, I'm going to tell you my love story.
Who is that?
What are you doing?! You stupid idiot!
Do you know what that is? It's fire!!
Theme Song: Jasmine/Fish Liang Jing Ru Middle
LOVE CONTRACT 02 Translator: innerouter2000 Timer: bludawn Editor: pear Special Thanks: habukie
I really want to fall in love!
What did she just say?
Yeah, what is she saying?
Xiao Feng, what did you say?
I said...
I really...
...really, really want to fall in love!
Who is being so noisy over there?
Who are you?
So, what?
I like making noise over here.
The beach is so silent and calm.
Don't be so noisy!
Well, I want to be noisy and loud!
Who is that?
It's you again?
You didn't come and apologize to me. Why are you here at the beach?
You didn't apologize to me, and you expect me to apologize to you?
Is there something wrong with your brain?
You want me to apologize to you, right?
Okay. Only if you defeat me.
You guys came at the right time.
I'm arranging a time to have an one-on-one challenge with him.
All of you are my witnesses.
A good guy doesn't put up a challenge with any girl.
You have no guts.
You're too cowardly to challenge a girl, huh?
One-on-one challenge, fine. The choices are up to you.
- Ken VS Feng -
The rules for this battle are...
One hit determines the winner.
No time contraint.
Whichever side successfully hits their opponent...
...in the face, shoulder or stomach, or jabs directly will win this tournament.
Begin!
To all the audience,
...the professional has made her hit, and made a quick decision on the spot.
I actually don't quite understand the situation that just occurred.
But according to what other people said,
...Xiao Feng initially was trained in kendo.
Therefore, Ken was defeated.
To sum it up, Xiao Feng won.
Both sides' contestants, please take your places.
Both sides' contestants, please come to the center of the stage.
The two of you should know today's rules, right?
If you don't know, I'll remind you.
You definitely may not aim at any part under the waist.
You can't use your legs. You also can't use elbows.
Thank you, Xin Lei.
Ready.
Boxing.
Weird, he's only defending.
Why doesn't he attack?
Is he going to admit defeat soon?
In the situation just then, I'm sure everyone saw for themselves.
All I have left to say is...
...Ken is the winner.
Enough of fooling around yet?
Don't you walk away!
Go down, and calm down a bit.
Kai, quickly go and save Xiao Feng.
What?
I...
It's your friend. I'll return her to you guys.
Resuscitation... Quickly!
I don't know how.
Me? I don't know, either.
- Xiao Feng! - Xiao Feng!
Xiao Feng.
What's up with you?
Why did you get yourself so wet?
Were you bullied by someone?
It's nothing.
If there's anything wrong, you have to tell Jie Jie (older sister).
There's seriously nothing wrong. Why don't you just go to sleep?
Do you want to drink some warm water? I'll pour it for you.
I'm fine!
Okay. Well, then don't get carried away with your own thoughts.
Quickly change your clothes, and sleep early.
Shui, are you there?
You're also the same.
I'm telling you,
...I almost drowned today.
You're so lame.
I almost drowned!
Then, how dare you criticize me?
- What a jinx! -
Do you consider...
...resuscitation a kiss?
Can you hear me?
Are you there?
Sorry, sorry.
You actually know how to say sorry?
I act by situation, not by person.
Especially unreasonable people.
Unreasonable person...
You're talking about yourself, right?
You just love the idea of putting up a challenge with others.
And then you call out for help.
You bastard...
Enemies become in-laws...
Last time at the beach...
Didn't Xiao Feng say she wanted to fall in love?
Also, Xiao Feng lost her tournament.
And we must join the swimming team.
But the swimming team is so tough.
So we'll try to get both of them together,
...and let them fall in love.
That way, we'll be spared!
What love? What contract?
Why would love need a contract?
This is a clever person's creation.
You just don't know how to appreciate it.
I'll make a bet with you guys.
This time it's swapped to you betting us?
Want to make a bet? Make a bigger bet then.
Fix computers.
Complete school assigments.
We'll bet on these two. Do you dare?
Okay.
Shui, what are you doing?
I'm thinking about a question.
What question?
Do you believe in the wheel of fortune?
I don't understand.
I'm telling you I can tell the future.
Soon...
You will have something happen to you.
What?
What are you saying? I don't understand.
Nonsense.
Why are you over here?
None of your business.
When did you come?
Just a while ago.
What are you drawing?
"Angel down in the water."
An angel fallen in the water.
An angel fallen in the water?
Then, is this angel...
...a girl?
With long hair.
But why did you draw her hand so roughly?
How is that like a girl's?
A girl's hand should be like this.
A bit more petite.
And then angelic, pure.
It should be almost like this feeling.
Okay! You're annoying.
Go do your own business.
Why do you care about my drawing?
Okay, quickly go.
Okay, okay...
Xiao Bai...
I never thought you'd really complete it.
How funny!
This is all for me and Kai's next semester's school projects and computer.
I actually endured three days and three nights without sleep.
Not even for final exams,
...have I been so serious before.
This is me, the player, Zhang Xiao Bai.
In the field of love, I've encountered unlimited failures...
...as well as my mishaps, which have accumulated into great experience.
Because I have these experiences up to this year, I'm 22.
I am named as 'Thousand person chop' in the community.
Without the previous repeated battles and defeats, and the repeated defeats and battles...
Where would today's great success come from?
Because of this, I decided to share
my life-long experiences in the field of love with the rest of the world...
...and examine just what my experiences in love were missing.
And the first beneficiary, or the first guinea pig...
...will be our Kendo Club President.
Cheng Xiao Feng!
So because of this, I have decided
to share my life-long experience in the field of love, and share it with the rest of the world.
Resulting in the completion of the "Love Contract."
I dare ask Zhang Xiao Bai elder...
Where am I supposed to start reading this contract?
Today, when girls and guys date,
...it will no doubt begin from three words.
Because of these three words,
...all the love and hate, greed and blame is established.
These three words include a really big motive.
Therefore, to activate the 'Love Contract,'
...we must begin from these three words.
You've babbled so much. Which three words are they?
"Watch a movie!"
Do you have another paint brush?
No.
Then I'll help you mop the floor.
Did you know that everyone calls you sea monster?
So... What about it?
Do you want to reinforce the swimming team?
And then?
I can help you.
But, you have to agree to one condition.
That is, you have to watch a movie.
What for?
In simple words,
...there's a girl who's very special.
Her personality is lively,
...appearance is pretty.
Also, her family owns an internet cafe.
That's enough. Don't say anymore.
The girl is Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng?
She is the girl who wanted to challenge you.
No way.
What is it?
Are you interested?
Xiao Feng lost.
You guys are already part of the swimming team.
Therefore, it's your responsibility to paint all these pipes.
Also, while you're there, give the clothes a wash.
What clothes?
The ones you're wearing.
I understand, Mom.
Okay, okay.
I know what to do. Don't worry.
Bye bye.
Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng...
What is it?
Mom just called us.
She said in L.A., she found a well known...
- Plastic Surgeon. - Plastic Surgeon.
I knew it.
She's doing this for your own good.
If not, why would she spend so much money to go to America and look for a surgeon?
So what if my scar can be removed?
They'll still be like their old ways.
One goes overseas frequently.
The other one doesn't come home for days.
I'd rather have a family who could occasionally go to a restaurant,
...watch a movie,
...go shopping...
Okay.
I have no work in a few days.
I'll look after the shop.
So you can meet up with your colleagues to go shopping, watch a movie, and eat.
No need. I will go myself.
Give it to me.
What do you want?
My bag.
I'm going home.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing.
Nothing?
You look so pissed off, and nothing's wrong?
Tell me.
It's nothing...
I'm considering something about the swimming team.
We're missing a coach.
We also need to look for team members.
Oh, no! Look at how pissed off you look. Who would dare join?
What if someone wants to help me look for a coach,
...but first wants me to watch a movie?
Watch a movie? There's a lot to learn about this.
I tell you...
Back then, many young girls wanted to go watch a movie with me.
But because, I was too handsome, but I couldn't magically multiply myself.
Therefore, I had no way to fulfill their wishes.
But my first love, I have to tell you about it.
I arranged with my first love to meet at a historical museum.
Think about this scenario...
The clayed wall as well as a statue deep in thoughts...
What an artistic atmosphere!
In addition, I was wearing a leather jacket, leather hat, and leather gloves.
It really made me...
Jing Gang, come here.
Just think about that scenario yourself.
What's wrong with Ken?
He's just got issues related to school.
He said the swimming team can't find any members.
Please! He looks so pissed off. Who would want to join?
Also, someone wanted to exchange conditions. So if he wanted them to join,
...then he must first watch a movie.
What a kid!
Watch a movie? Just watch it then.
What's the big deal?
I'm leaving now. Bye bye.
Did you hear that?
You little kid.
But speaking truthfully...
Do you know how to go watch a movie?
Why do you care?
You elderly.
Old person...
Elderly person?
That's correct.
Quickly go do what you're meant to do.
Little kid!
Are you spastic?
I will go do my task now.
Hello?
Honey.
I just got home.
What's up, my little precious?
You miss me?
Yes. I really miss you.
Yes, yes. You're the most beautiful.
Yes.
Go where?
I just got home, though.
Seeing you means loving you?
Okay then.
Okay, okay. Don't get mad.
I'll be right there, little honey.
Okay, bye bye.
Reporting to Team leader.
I have just painted all the doors.
I have also cleaned up all the rubbish from the change rooms.
So tomorrow, I will prepare to repair all the faulty taps.
What are you thinking?
First, we should try to prove to ourselves that we can do it.
Then, we'll try to convince others to give us a chance.
See. When the school sees us like this self-willingly cleaning the school grounds,
...they must think we are very devoted.
Seeing our devotion, they will believe we are determined.
If they see we are determined, they will put aside a money budget for our club.
With the cash, then everything will work out.
Therefore, we must prove ourselves first.
Prove ourselves?
Yes, you see...
With just a few of us, it's just not enough.
No need to say anymore.
You guys want me to watch a movie with that girl.
And then, you'll agree to look for team members.
Right?
You get an opportunity to watch a movie with her, and you can reinforce your swimming team.
What's bad about that?
Okay, wait a moment.
How about we make a bet?
Do you dare?
Then, let's toss a coin.
I choose heads, okay?
How did you do it?
Either way, I'm better than you.
What?
Make the phone call.
Do I really have to do this?
Mu Tou?
Hello?
Watch a movie?
You never used to ask me to watch a movie.
Everyone's going?
Okay, okay...
When?
Okay, see you then.
Bye.
Mu Tou, bye bye.
There's still another important thing.
What thing?
Who wants to ask sea monster to sign the love contract?
That's right.
You go.
Me? Me again?
Old rule.
Wait a second.
Heads.
God blesses you.
Buddha protects you.
Bye bye.
Mom.
You're back?
Where did you go?
I was in a good mood today, so I went for a walk.
Bought something to eat.
Every time, you always buy unhealthy food.
Just let me cook.
Okay. Go do what you need to do first.
Why do you always use the back door?
None of your business.
You walk in the door as if it's illegitimate.
I said, go on with your business.
What's up?
Picking a fight?
Why do you find it so hard to change?
I like being like this.
Because you're sick, that's the reason why he's not coming back.
Do you know?
It's no use even if he comes back.
Aren't I fine at the moment?
The front door of this house is to wait on his return.
Don't mention him!
How come you still can't forget that person?
I don't want to argue with you anymore.
This family was left behind for us by him.
What he left behind was not a family.
Just a dilapidated house he no longer wanted.
The wife and son he didn't want.
And made us live by ourselves.
Did you leave this note?
Yes.
Telling me it's disgusting.
Yes.
You also want me to be careful.
Yes.
And you tell me to eat it all by myself?
Then what do you want?
If it's disgusting then let's eat it together.
Come here.
Xiao Feng.
Jie! How come you're here today?
I finished work early today.
So I bought a pizza. Let's eat it together.
Wow!
What's going on today?
Someone invited me to watch a movie.
Now there's pizza as well.
Wait a second.
Let me have a look.
Are you dating someone?
How is that possible?
You should be dating before me.
Right?
Are you really dating?
Who is it?
Who is it? Tell me.
Eat pizza, little kid.
So nosey.
Who is it?
Who did you get to paint that?
We painted it ourselves.
Did you change all of these?
Yes.
Did you fix the taps?
Yes.
I'm testing it out.
Okay. No problem.
Did you fix all of these yourself?
We fixed it ourselves.
He's Ken.
So you're the sea monster?
Is there hot water?
Yes.
Did you buy these curtains?
No, we made them ourselves.
Not bad.
But you should take more note of the color coordination.
Also, take notice because this part used to always leak.
I understand.
Did you see?
These are the swimming club's trophies won by your seniors.
But just once...
Just this one time, someone cheated.
I then abolished the swimming club.
That's the past.
Swimming is really simple and pure.
Okay, then I'll set a final date.
You will need to find a sufficient number of members and a coach.
That way I can consider.
But, it's a bit hard for you guys.
Because I heard that you're kind of weird.
And you don't like to talk, right?
Can you do it?
I can help him.
Okay, it's up to you guys.
I'll only look at the outcome anyway.
You guys work it out.
Team leader.
Walk a bit slower.
I'm telling you...
I will handle the issue about the team members.
Just then, the head said...
...that within seven days, you need to find sufficient team members.
At that time, I just knew that the swimming team will be established.
However, the team members must be of good quality.
Fit and able to train. This way the swimming team will be more meaningful.
I know that. Don't worry.
That's right. Do you always walk home?
Don't your legs get sour? (means sore)
Doesn't your mouth get sour? (means sore)
It doesn't.
Exactly. You didn't eat lemon.
I didn't step on a lemon.
Why would it be sour?
This guy actually knows how to tell a joke.
Shui.
Shui, Shui, Shui...
Shui!
Can you tell me what falling in love feels like?
It's like...
...jumping down from a hundred storey building.
Why do you say that?
Because...
When you come closer and closer to the ground,
...it's too late to regret it.
You're trying to say...
The longer the time,
...the deeper you fall?
You can say it like that.
Have you met someone you like?
Of course not.
I have very high expectations.
What are you doing?
Greetings, Team leader.
How did you get in?
You didn't close your door.
Why did you help me in the afternoon?
Helping is a must.
But...
Okay. No need to say it.
I've already promised Xiao Bai.
Don't you worry.
Since I promised it, I'll do it.
That's right.
Since you promised it, you'll do it.
But saying it verbally leaves no evidence.
At least...
You have to sign your name.
What?
You've already grown up.
You're still playing with this stuff?
Cut the babble.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? It hurts!
I know it hurts.
I cut myself as well.
Remember, okay? You'll do what you say.
Love Contract...
Watch a movie.
Remember this.
Are you crazy?
Hello, what's up?
Don't panic.
I already found someone to take over my work shift.
Don't worry and go.
Okay, bye.
Why are you here?
To take you to watch a movie.
No!
Do you have to be so mean when you talk?
I talk like that, meanly.
Do you think that because you're mean, everyone has to listen to you?
You...
I understand now.
You think that if you take me to watch a movie,
...then I'll agree for Kai and Xiao Bai to join the swimming team?
In your dreams.
They joined out of their own free will.
Also, everyone has the freedom to choose which club they want to join.
Why do they have to listen to you?
They just have to listen to me!
They only listen to you because you're arrogant, sassy, immature, unreasonable and full of nonsense.
Do you know that?
What do you want?
- Wait a moment. - Wait a moment.
- Hello? - Hello?
What?
What? Why is it like that?
Why is it like that?
- Okay, I know. - Okay, I know.
I have something to attend to. I'm going off.
Hey! Stand still.
I haven't finished yelling.
My name is not "hey." It's Ken.
Stupid idiot! You should go die!
Hello.
Are you okay?
She's fine. She just needs to stay a few days for some observations.
Then she may go home. Okay?
- Thank you, Doctor. - You're welcome.
I'm going now.
The doctor said I'm fine.
You scared me!
What if you had an attack when no one was around. Then what would've happened?
I just went out for a walk.
How was I supposed to know it would turn out like this?
How many times have I told you?
You never listen.
It's so boring at home.
If you were me, you'd want to go outside as well.
Okay. Don't be so angry.
You look so fierce.
I'm not being fierce.
I'm just not smiling.
You defiant kid.
So cold. (means lame)
Cold, then I'll cover with my blanket.
They only listen to you because you're arrogant, sassy, immature, unreasonable and full of nonsense.
Do you know that?
Miss Small Boss, are you angry?
Yes.
Why?
I got yelled at.
What for?
For being arrogant.
Immature.
Full of nonsense.
Unreasonable.
Then, that person is telling the truth.
If you have the guts, then go chase after him.
Hello, Team leader.
Have you found people?
Don't worry. I'll handle it.
Even though we're lacking people,
...I'd rather lack than have random people.
The people who can't handle training and so on, don't bother with them.
Also...
Don't worry.
I know all this.
That's good that you know.
Team leader, you go on with your business.
Leave this to me.
What business?
Get busy with this.
You signed this contract, but you haven't carried out the first order.
Watch a movie.
Are you for real?
Yes.
Quickly, go.
Quickly.
Go, go.
Hey...
What do you want?
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